Ecologically, Economically, and Environmentally Fucked…eFUCT.
It isn’t that we don’t care.
We are all well aware that we are going to die.
“Humanity has fabricated the illusion that somehow we can get by without biodiversity or that it is somehow peripheral to our contemporary world: the truth is we need it more than ever on a planet of six billion heading over to nine billion people by 2050.”
Catch up on the beginning of the end
We’ll enjoy it while it lasts and hopefully some of us will make it out on spaceships.
Tagged with 2012, 2050, biodiversity, Ecologically, Economically, Environmentally, Humanity, illusion
Categories: Bio
The End is Nigh
Visit armageddon.com, click about, do some fundamentalist math and get ready!!
“And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in all the world as a witness to all the nations, and then the end will come.”
Matthew 24:14
Dear Muslim Extremists
To show bravery and allow you (Muslim Extremists) to know who we are and where we are for all your future “attacks” someone has put together kind-of a sick game for you.
God forbid there be a draw Jesus Christ day.
And the “I ain’t afraid of muslim extremists who want to kill artists” award goes to: Molly Norris
Hey Molly, keep us posted on the amount of death threats you receive, we are working on a statistical analysis of threats received by people who exercise 1st Amendment rights by bashing religions.
Legal Disclaimer:
eFUCT has no affiliation with Citizens Against Citizens Against Humor, Molly Norris, Chuck Norris, Muslim Extremists, Jesus Christ, Christianity, Muslimism, Catholicism, or any religion for that matter.
The Raw Story shows it isn’t afraid.
And, of course the users of Digg can’t wait to get the party started.
Tagged with Catholicism, Christianity, Chuck Norris, Citizens Against Citizens Against Humor, Jesus Christ, Molly Norris, Muhammad, Muslim Extremists, Muslimism
Categories: oh fuck
Small Dicks Beware
If you have a little dick, and have a tough time dealing with the fact that your dick is tiny, stay away from airports that have full body x-rays.
What is nice to know about this recent news report is that TSA employees are making fun of each other, and you know after you leave, they are making fun of you. TSA should have it’s own YouTube channel, shoot some HD vids of people walking through the “Whole Body Imaging” machine and then do a little shit talking show. To increase revenue, and allow people who are made fun of a way to keep their dignity, they could do a “fight the TSA employee” who made fun of you..both would make for a great show.
“The X-ray revealed [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis,” according to the report.
More from: Fox News!
Tagged with Ginger 2010, Harassment, Judgment, Small Dick, Small Dicks 2011, Tiny Dick, TSA, Unacceptable work environment
Categories: Small Dick
The Way of the Bee
One third of all Honeybees died last year?
We will Beefuct…
Jose Corona – Like a Tijuana Taxi
In San Jose, CA (Sillycon Valley) we always celebrate Cinco De Mayo with a riot..this year, a texas man goes wild, horror style with his own wicked riot.
Drink This:
The name Jose Corona sounds like a Tijuana Taxi.
1. Empty just the neck of a Corona
2. Add Jose Cuervo to the top
3. Finish it
4. Refer to your TJ Taxi driver as “Jose Corona” and hope that he’ll drive you back to the US border.
Happy 21st B-Day.
And in other news: Jose Corona sawed his wifes head off with two chain saws…either he’s a neckro and fucked her skull or is into some other wicked shit…assuming the latter.
This Guy: Jose Corona
The link goes to: Fuck it bitch. 2 Chainsaws.
“A bloody trail led from the body to her home.
There, police found a chain saw still running
on the tailgate of a pickup parked in the driveway. ”
I bet someone, somewhere in Texas said
“Christ Almighty” when they first heard this.
Dear Authorities,
When can we begin to punish evil beyond the so-called justice system.
(With MMA generating hundreds of millions, a televised execution could…well,
probably get us closer to solving the trillions of debt…we can even take a green route…)
Using bio-fuel, we can offer a green and safe execution to Jose.
It just so happens that my chainsaw runs on Bio Fuel.
Send him to me.
The world wants to watch.
Tagged with arizona, bio fuel, chainsaw, christ almighty, cinco de mayo, cuervo, decapitation, financial crisis, green, jose corona, mexico, MMA, murder, public execution, san jose, silicon valley, tequila, tijuana taxi, US border
Categories: 2.Overhaul
Ginger Jihad
Your time will come.
Tagged with Banned, Blown Brains, Death Squad, Exploding Bodies, Ginger, Gingers Dont Have Souls, Jihad, Like Nam only Red, romain gavras, South Park 200
Categories: Born Free
Sorry Ginger, No Muhammad Goo For You
See how it unfolds
Hey, Lee Brimelow – Go Fuck Yourself!
Lee Brimelow, next time, just say Fuck..
We have been saying ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ here at eFUCT for over 10 years.
Don’t be afraid to throw out Fuck here and there, especially if you mean it.
Kevin Mitnick 2.Overhaul
He and his site Mitnick Security need a 2.Overhaul.
Hey Kev, time to ditch your web guy and step it up…it’s 2010, add some style to your shit.
LHC + Time Travel = April Fools
LHC + Time Travel = April Fools
We get it. HA!
Then again, what if a Man appearedarrested at the Large Hadron Collider and saidclaims he was from the future?
Democracy’s Future: Share Your Opinion
BIONIC ARM “masturbate with your mind”
One day, you’ll be able to masturbate with your mind.
http://news.discovery.com/tech/bionic-arm-moved-by-thought.html
Now just add a flesh light or dildo (or any sex toy of preference) to it.
Keep up the good work out there in Texas!
Sperm, Nut, Load, Jiz, Cum
Via: Online Schools
Viacom and YouTube
Broadcast yourself
YouTube Chief Counsel Zahavah Levine authored a public statement issued Thursday about the YouTube-Viacom copyright case.
“For years, Viacom continuously and secretly uploaded its content to YouTube, even while publicly complaining about its presence there. It hired no fewer than 18 different marketing agencies to upload its content to the site. It deliberately “roughed up” the videos to make them look stolen or leaked. It opened YouTube accounts using phony e-mail addresses. It even sent employees to Kinko’s to upload clips from computers that couldn’t be traced to Viacom. And in an effort to promote its own shows, as a matter of company policy, Viacom routinely left up clips from shows that had been uploaded to YouTube by ordinary users. Executives as high up as the president of Comedy Central and the head of MTV Networks felt “very strongly” that clips from shows like “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report” should remain on YouTube.”
And, as we say here at efuct…go fuck yourself.
Fuck Your Realtor
Why the best looking people are in the real estate business.
In America, You can’t say the word Penis or Vagina
In China and Japan they celebrate it.
Feed: Donna Simpson
America, help do your part in making one of the fattest women, the fattest woman.
Please support Donna Simpson by donating to feed her.
Larry Flynt, please consider supporting what we really want to see…this bitch get the fat fucked out of her.
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myspace sold you out
Hey Fuck Face:
Rupert Murdoch sold you out…but, you knew it all along, so fuck it.
Google Should Buy Evernote.
Google should buy Evernote. That’s it. That’s all.