<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>3fuc7</title>
	<atom:link href="http://efuct.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://efuct.com</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 07:59:26 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>Ecologically, Economically, and Environmentally Fucked&#8230;eFUCT.</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/ecologically-economically-and-environmentaly-fucked-efuct/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/ecologically-economically-and-environmentaly-fucked-efuct/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 07:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>end.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2050]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[biodiversity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ecologically]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Economically]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Environmentally]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[illusion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=109</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It isn&#8217;t that we don&#8217;t care.
We are all well aware that we are going to die.
&#8220;Humanity has fabricated the illusion that somehow we can get by without biodiversity or that it is somehow peripheral to our contemporary world: the truth is we need it more than ever on a planet of six billion heading over [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It isn&#8217;t that we don&#8217;t care.<br />
We are all well aware that we are going to die.</p>
<p>&#8220;Humanity has fabricated the illusion that somehow we can get by without biodiversity or that it is somehow peripheral to our contemporary world: the truth is we need it more than ever on a planet of six billion heading over to nine billion people by 2050.&#8221;</p>
<p>Catch up on the beginning of the <a href="http://www.rttnews.com/Content/USEconomicNews.aspx?Node=B2&#038;Id=1300114">end</a></p>
<p><a href="http://efuct.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/goodbye-biodiversity.jpg"><img src="http://efuct.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/goodbye-biodiversity-300x206.jpg" alt="" title="goodbye-biodiversity" width="300" height="206" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-110" /></a></p>
<p>We&#8217;ll enjoy it while it lasts and hopefully some of us will make it out on spaceships.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/ecologically-economically-and-environmentaly-fucked-efuct/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The End is Nigh</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/the-end-is-nigh/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/the-end-is-nigh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 09:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>end.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[oh fuck]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=99</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Visit armageddon.com, click about, do some fundamentalist math and get ready!!

&#8220;And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in all the world as a witness to all the nations, and then the end will come.&#8221;
Matthew 24:14
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Visit <a href="http://armageddon.com/">armageddon.com</a>, click about, do some fundamentalist math and get ready!!</p>
<p><img src="http://efuct.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/christian-warfare-300x200.png" alt="christian-warfare" title="christian-warfare" width="300" height="200" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-100" /></p>
<p>&#8220;And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in all the world as a witness to all the nations, and then the end will come.&#8221;<br />
Matthew 24:14</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/the-end-is-nigh/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Dear Muslim Extremists</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/dear-muslim-extremists/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/dear-muslim-extremists/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 09:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>end.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[oh fuck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Catholicism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christianity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Citizens Against Citizens Against Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus Christ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Molly Norris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muhammad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muslim Extremists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muslimism]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=92</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To show bravery and allow you (Muslim Extremists) to know who we are and where we are for all your future &#8220;attacks&#8221; someone has put together kind-of a sick game for you.

God forbid there be a draw Jesus Christ day.
And the &#8220;I ain&#8217;t afraid of muslim extremists who want to kill artists&#8221; award goes to: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To show bravery and allow you (Muslim Extremists) to know who we are and where we are for all your future &#8220;attacks&#8221; someone has put together kind-of a sick game for you.</p>
<p><img src="http://efuct.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/May-20-is-Everybody-Draw-Mohammed-Day.jpeg" alt="May 20 is Everybody Draw Mohammed Day" title="May 20 is Everybody Draw Mohammed Day" width="500" height="730" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-93" /></p>
<p>God forbid there be a draw Jesus Christ day.</p>
<p>And the &#8220;I ain&#8217;t afraid of muslim extremists who want to kill artists&#8221; award goes to: <a href="http://mollynorris.wordpress.com/">Molly Norris</a></p>
<p>Hey Molly, keep us posted on the amount of death threats you receive, we are working on a statistical analysis of threats received by people who exercise 1st Amendment rights by bashing religions.</p>
<p>Legal Disclaimer:<br />
eFUCT has no affiliation with Citizens Against Citizens Against Humor, Molly Norris, Chuck Norris, Muslim Extremists, Jesus Christ, Christianity, Muslimism, Catholicism, or any religion for that matter. </p>
<p>The Raw Story shows it isn&#8217;t <a href="http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0424/seattle-cartoonist-promotes-everybody-draw-mohammed-day/">afraid</a>.</p>
<p>And, of course the users of Digg can&#8217;t wait to get the party <a href="http://digg.com/world_news/Seattle_cartoonist_May_22_is_Everybody_Draw_Mohammed_Day">started</a>.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/dear-muslim-extremists/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Small Dicks Beware</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/small-dicks-beware/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/small-dicks-beware/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 08:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>end.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Small Dick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ginger 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harassment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Judgment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Small Dicks 2011]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiny Dick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TSA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unacceptable work environment]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=89</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you have a little dick, and have a tough time dealing with the fact that your dick is tiny, stay away from airports that have full body x-rays.
What is nice to know about this recent news report is that TSA employees are making fun of each other, and you know after you leave, they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have a little dick, and have a tough time dealing with the fact that your dick is tiny, stay away from airports that have full body x-rays.</p>
<p>What is nice to know about this recent news report is that TSA employees are making fun of each other, and you know after you leave, they are making fun of you. TSA should have it&#8217;s own YouTube channel, shoot some HD vids of people walking through the &#8220;Whole Body Imaging&#8221; machine and then do a little shit talking show. To increase revenue, and allow people who are made fun of a way to keep their dignity, they could do a &#8220;fight the TSA employee&#8221; who made fun of you..both would make for a great show.</p>
<p><img src="http://efuct.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/TSA-SMALL-DICK-GUY-300x169.jpg" alt="TSA-SMALL-DICK-GUY" title="TSA-SMALL-DICK-GUY" width="300" height="169" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-90" /></p>
<p>&#8220;The X-ray revealed [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis,&#8221; according to the report.</p>
<p>More from: <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/06/tsa-worker-arrested-jokes-fight-size-genitalia/">Fox News!</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/small-dicks-beware/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Way of the Bee</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/the-way-of-the-bee/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/the-way-of-the-bee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 10:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>end.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Goo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colony collapse disorder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dead bees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[environment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mother nature]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=86</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One third of all Honeybees died last year?
We will Beefuct&#8230;

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One third of all Honeybees died last year?<br />
We will <a href="http://www.thedailygreen.com/environmental-news/blogs/bees/colony-collapse-disorder-census-0430">Beefuct</a>&#8230;<br />
<object width="500" height="281"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9410834&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=f0000c&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9410834&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=f0000c&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="500" height="281"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/the-way-of-the-bee/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Jose Corona &#8211; Like a Tijuana Taxi</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/jose-corona-like-a-tijuana-taxi/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/jose-corona-like-a-tijuana-taxi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 09:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>end.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2.Overhaul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arizona]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bio fuel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chainsaw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christ almighty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cinco de mayo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cuervo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decapitation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[financial crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[green]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jose corona]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mexico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MMA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[murder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[public execution]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[san jose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silicon valley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tequila]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tijuana taxi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[US border]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=70</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In San Jose, CA (Sillycon Valley) we always celebrate Cinco De Mayo with a riot..this year, a texas man goes wild, horror style with his own wicked riot.
Drink This:
The name Jose Corona sounds like a Tijuana Taxi.
1. Empty just the neck of a Corona
2. Add Jose Cuervo to the top
3. Finish it
4. Refer to your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In San Jose, CA (Sillycon Valley) we always celebrate Cinco De Mayo with a riot..this year, a texas man goes wild, horror style with his own wicked riot.</p>
<p>Drink This:<br />
The name Jose Corona sounds like a Tijuana Taxi.<br />
1. Empty just the neck of a Corona<br />
2. Add Jose Cuervo to the top<br />
3. Finish it<br />
4. Refer to your TJ Taxi driver as &#8220;Jose Corona&#8221; and hope that he&#8217;ll drive you back to the US border.<br />
Happy 21st B-Day.</p>
<p>And in other news: Jose Corona sawed his wifes head off with two chain saws&#8230;either he&#8217;s a neckro and fucked her skull or is into some other wicked shit&#8230;assuming the latter.</p>
<p>This Guy: Jose Corona<br />
<img src="http://efuct.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jose-corona1-256x300.jpg" alt="jose-corona" title="jose-corona" width="256" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-82" /></p>
<p>The link goes to: <a href="http://lewisvilleblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/04/lewisville-woman-died-from-cha.html">Fuck it bitch. 2 Chainsaws.</a></p>
<p>&#8220;A bloody trail led from the body to her home.<br />
There, police found a chain saw still running<br />
on the tailgate of a pickup parked in the driveway. &#8221;</p>
<p>I bet someone, somewhere in Texas said<br />
&#8220;Christ Almighty&#8221; when they first heard this.</p>
<p>Dear Authorities,<br />
When can we begin to punish evil beyond the so-called justice system.<br />
(With MMA generating hundreds of millions, a televised execution could&#8230;well,<br />
probably get us closer to solving the trillions of debt&#8230;we can even take a green route&#8230;)</p>
<p>Using bio-fuel, we can offer a green and safe execution to Jose.<br />
It just so happens that my chainsaw runs on Bio Fuel.<br />
Send him to me.<br />
The world wants to watch.<br />
<img src="http://efuct.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jose-chainsaw-corona-201x300.jpg" alt="jose-chainsaw-corona" title="jose-chainsaw-corona" width="201" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-79" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/jose-corona-like-a-tijuana-taxi/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ginger Jihad</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/ginger-jihad/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/ginger-jihad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 02:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Born Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Banned]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blown Brains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Death Squad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Exploding Bodies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ginger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gingers Dont Have Souls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jihad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Like Nam only Red]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romain gavras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[South Park 200]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=68</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Your time will come.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VE9rUHDXRFI&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VE9rUHDXRFI&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></p>
<p>Your time will come.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/ginger-jihad/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Sorry Ginger, No Muhammad Goo For You</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/sorry-ginger-no-muhammad-goo-for-you/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/sorry-ginger-no-muhammad-goo-for-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Goo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fudge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muhammad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Packin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tom Cruise]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=66</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
See how it unfolds
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EY39fkmqKBM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x3a3a3a&#038;color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EY39fkmqKBM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x3a3a3a&#038;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p>See how it <a href="http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/1406/201.html/201.html">unfolds</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/sorry-ginger-no-muhammad-goo-for-you/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Hey, Lee Brimelow &#8211; Go Fuck Yourself!</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/hey-lee-brimelow-go-fuck-yourself/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/hey-lee-brimelow-go-fuck-yourself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 05:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>end.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[satisfaction]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=64</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lee Brimelow, next time, just say Fuck..
We have been saying &#8216;Go Fuck Yourself&#8217; here at eFUCT for over 10 years.
Don&#8217;t be afraid to throw out Fuck here and there, especially if you mean it. 
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lee Brimelow, next time, just say <a href="http://www.macworld.com/article/150537/2010/04/adobe_apple.html">Fuck</a>..</p>
<p>We have been saying &#8216;Go Fuck Yourself&#8217; here at eFUCT for over 10 years.<br />
Don&#8217;t be afraid to throw out Fuck here and there, especially if you mean it. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/hey-lee-brimelow-go-fuck-yourself/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Kevin Mitnick 2.Overhaul</title>
		<link>http://efuct.com/kevin-mitnick-2-overhaul/</link>
		<comments>http://efuct.com/kevin-mitnick-2-overhaul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>end.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2.Overhaul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Mitnick Security Hack]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://efuct.com/?p=61</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
He and his site Mitnick Security need a 2.Overhaul.
Hey Kev, time to ditch your web guy and step it up&#8230;it&#8217;s 2010, add some style to your shit.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://efuct.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-3.58.08-AM.png" alt="kev" title="kev" width="314" height="235" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-62" /></p>
<p>He and his site <a href="http://mitnicksecurity.com/" target="_blank">Mitnick Security</a> need a 2.Overhaul.<br />
Hey Kev, time to ditch your <a href="http://www.tompimental.com/" target="_blank">web guy</a> and step it up&#8230;it&#8217;s 2010, add some style to your shit.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://efuct.com/kevin-mitnick-2-overhaul/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
