In San Jose, CA (Sillycon Valley) we always celebrate Cinco De Mayo with a riot..this year, a texas man goes wild, horror style with his own wicked riot.
Drink This:
The name Jose Corona sounds like a Tijuana Taxi.
1. Empty just the neck of a Corona
2. Add Jose Cuervo to the top
3. Finish it
4. Refer to your TJ Taxi driver as “Jose Corona” and hope that he’ll drive you back to the US border.
Happy 21st B-Day.
And in other news: Jose Corona sawed his wifes head off with two chain saws…either he’s a neckro and fucked her skull or is into some other wicked shit…assuming the latter.
This Guy: Jose Corona
The link goes to: Fuck it bitch. 2 Chainsaws.
“A bloody trail led from the body to her home.
There, police found a chain saw still running
on the tailgate of a pickup parked in the driveway. ”
I bet someone, somewhere in Texas said
“Christ Almighty” when they first heard this.
Dear Authorities,
When can we begin to punish evil beyond the so-called justice system.
(With MMA generating hundreds of millions, a televised execution could…well,
probably get us closer to solving the trillions of debt…we can even take a green route…)
Using bio-fuel, we can offer a green and safe execution to Jose.
It just so happens that my chainsaw runs on Bio Fuel.
Send him to me.
The world wants to watch.
Categories: 2.Overhaul
Tags: arizona, bio fuel, chainsaw, christ almighty, cinco de mayo, cuervo, decapitation, financial crisis, green, jose corona, mexico, MMA, murder, public execution, san jose, silicon valley, tequila, tijuana taxi, US border
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